I’M GONNA PUT MY SLIPPERS ON AND MY FAVORITE PAIR OF HANES
I MIGHT DRINK LIKE OL’ GEORGE JONES ‘TIL I CAN’T FEEL A THING
I’VE WORKED HARD, ALL WEEK, ALL YEAR, TODAY I’M GONNA JUST SIT HERE
WITH THE DOORS LOCKED AND THE SHADES DRAWN
TURNIN’ THIS SOUL SUCKIN’ CELL PHONE OFF
I’M COUCHIN’ IT, GONNA KICK UP THESE TWO FEET
BABY, I’M COUCHIN’ IT, GONNA SEE WHAT’S ON TV
I GOT MY CAPTAIN CRUNCH AND SOME WHOLE MILK
AND A CUP OF MAXWELL HOUSE TO SIP
GONNA KICK BACK, RELAX, UNWIND, AND STAY
JUST COUCHIN’ IT, COUCHIN’ IT, YEAH, COUCHIN’ IT
SITTIN’ HERE RACKIN’ MY BRAIN ‘TWEEN P.F. CHANG’S AND DOMINO’S
I DIDN’T’ WANNA THINK TODAY, AWW HELL, I’LL JUST GET BOTH
I’M GONNA SEE IF I’M ON CMT
IT’S A GOOD LOOKIN’ KID BUT NOPE, NOT ME
DOOR BELL RINGS, BUDDY, KEEP THE CHANGE
GOT THE PEPPERONI SWEATS, BELCHING UP LO MEIN
I’M COUCHIN’ IT, GONNA KICK UP THESE TWO FEET
BABY, I’M COUCHIN’ IT, GONNA SEE WHAT’S ON TV
I GOTTA BAG OF CHIPS AND A SNICKER’S BAR
AND MY MOUNTAIN DEW IN A MASON JAR
GONNA KICK BACK, RELAX, UNWIND AND STAY
JUST COUCHIN’ IT
WELL, THE GOOD LORD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT
THEN HE MADE THE WATERS WHERE THE FISH DOTH BITE
THEN HE MADE THE WOODS WHERE THE CRITTERS PLAY
AND THEN ON THE SEVENTH DAY
HE WAS COUCHIN’ IT, HE KICKED UP HIS TWO FEET
YEAH, I’M COUCHIN’ IT, I’M GONNA SEE WHAT’S ON TV
I GOT MY JUNIOR MINTS AND MY BUTTERED POPCORN
A FROSTY MUG AND A BEER TO POUR
I’M REMOTE GRIPPIN’, CHANNEL FLIPPIN’
VIEWIN’, CHEWIN’, SIPPIN’, SNOOZIN’
COUCHIN’ IT, COUCHIN’ IT, YEAH, I’M COUCHIN’ IT, COUCHIN’ IT
Writer: Eric Luckey Moore
Eric Luckey Moore 
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